Showing posts with label queen of the jungle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label queen of the jungle. Show all posts

Monday, 21 November 2011

I was just starting to like Mark...

TOWIE's Mark in the jungle

Oh I'm a Celebrity, you do make my nights worthwhile! From Sinitta screaming her way through every trial, to Anthony throwing a hissy fit over dinner, I'm a Celeb has become compulsive viewing.

Ant & Dec remain my favourite part of the show however, from their quips hosting the programme to their silent sarcasm when each contestant does a trial, they continue to amuse me year after year.

This year's line up got me excited too, mainly because of a very emotional TOWIE episode that saw Mark leave the show to 'find himself' only to end up in the jungle.

Yep, find himself a higher profile, find himself a new girlfriend and find himself an extortionate pay packet. Cynical, moi?!

Well before you think I'm being too tough, I was just coming round to how nice Mark was in the jungle, when a certain new arrival brought back the old laddish lought that he has become famous for.

Terrible flirting and cheesy one liners had me reaching for the sick bucket last night. If he really is serious about reinventing himself, first things first- he needs to keep it in his trousers.

You can't go confessing you still love your ex one minute and then go and put it about with a complete stranger!

Sort it out Mark, before the women of Essex start nominating you for every trial again...

Monday, 21 February 2011

So what's next for Kerry Katona?

Copyright ITV

I was really excited to see KK on the ice at first, but then it quickly became clear that the lady really couldn't skate!

Although to be fair when has talent ever mattered in reality TV?! Seriously though, now she's been booted of Dancing on Ice, what's next for the reformed Kerry?

She looks fab by the way, the short blonde crop and hot new bod make her a total shoo-in for fitness DVDs and magazine shoots.

See it's win win really, as Kerry has shown her transformation already in her own reality TV show and is already a magazine fave, so her earnings are only set to increase after her DOI experience.

However, will it make her more popular with the public? Clearly some people must like her, as she made it past half way in the comp, but my feeling is she still has a long way to go before she re-captures her Queen Kerry days.

I loved her in the jungle and she was my fave kitten, but somewhere along the line it all went very wrong and even though she's riding high now, I don't know how long it will last.

She could launch a fashion line, her own brand of fake tan or continue to don every magazine cover with 'her story'.

Despite my sarcasm, something about Kez still really intrigues me- what do you think she'll do next?