So what's next for Kerry Katona?

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I was really excited to see KK on the ice at first, but then it quickly became clear that the lady really couldn't skate!

Although to be fair when has talent ever mattered in reality TV?! Seriously though, now she's been booted of Dancing on Ice, what's next for the reformed Kerry?

She looks fab by the way, the short blonde crop and hot new bod make her a total shoo-in for fitness DVDs and magazine shoots.

See it's win win really, as Kerry has shown her transformation already in her own reality TV show and is already a magazine fave, so her earnings are only set to increase after her DOI experience.

However, will it make her more popular with the public? Clearly some people must like her, as she made it past half way in the comp, but my feeling is she still has a long way to go before she re-captures her Queen Kerry days.

I loved her in the jungle and she was my fave kitten, but somewhere along the line it all went very wrong and even though she's riding high now, I don't know how long it will last.

She could launch a fashion line, her own brand of fake tan or continue to don every magazine cover with 'her story'.

Despite my sarcasm, something about Kez still really intrigues me- what do you think she'll do next?

Monday Fashion Roundup!

Cheryl to become US X Factor star!
Cheryl lands US X Factor: This must be the worst kept secret ever and to be honest, I'm not sure if I even care anymore, but apparently she has been confirmed as a judge on the US X Factor. To celebrate Cheryl showed off a shorted hair style hidden under a beanie, finished off with a pair of massive sunglasses. Humm, do you think she was trying to look unaffected by the news?!

Jason gets Bitchy: That should be bitchier really. I've never been able to stand his comments, which are frankly just plain rude. I'm pretty proud of Karen for standing up to him and calling him on his nastiness. As for his stint as a fashion expert, I still to this day don't know how he landed that gig!

Peaches calls Cameron fit: I had to chuckle at this one, Peaches Geldof has apparently admitted she's got a crush on Ed Miliband. Oh and she thinks David Cameron is pretty fit also... who wants to bet he tries to get her aboard some young people campaign in the next few months?!

All the G's: Glee and Gossip Girl are on tonight- with Glee sampling the delights of Rocky Horror! GG is actually on in the UK on wed, however it's airing a must see episode in the states tonight! Woo. I must start streaming now...

Holly Willoughby does a Jessica Rabbit!

Holly Willoughby on Dancing on Ice
I love Holly Willoubooby, sorry Willoughby- she’s everything a woman should be in my eyes.

A. Not rake thin. B. A nice person and C. Has impeccable fashion sense. This was further proved last night with her Jessica Rabbit inspired dress choice.

Scarlet is oh so hot right now and coupled with red nails and lips, she was a total femme fatale on the ice.

There will be those of course, that will say it was outrageous and totally OTT for a family show...

These people are idiots. Seriously, she gives the dads a thrill and the fashionistas someone to champion.

Long live Holly and her amazing array of retro fashion!

Hello! I'm back...

Kerry Katona- Dancing on Ice: Copyright ITV
I know, I've been very neglectful the past few weeks, but now I'm back and ready to roll for 2011.

First things first, how miserable is January TV? Sure I've had my usual 50s fashion fix with Marple and 30s adventures with Poroit, but other than that- well, its been pretty slim pickings hasn't it?

I've totally lost my blogging buzz now the fashion war on X Factor is over, but hopefully salvation is round the corner...

Dancing on Ice and Kerry Katona in one place! Yes, the reinvention of the former Atomic Kitten star has been well played out and we have been waiting for months to see her sink or swim on the ice.

This coupled with the new Natalie Portman film, Black Swan, Lauren Conrad going brunette and of course, Victoria Beckham's amazing pregnancy wardrobe to come, maybe I'll be back to my blogging best by the end of next week, no problem!