Miley’s Naked Storm

Ah Miley. Once so young, sweet and innocent now quite famous for twerking, showing her tongue more than is strictly necessary and well for being naked in her new video.

The opening 30 seconds of ‘Wrecking Ball’ is a shot focusing purely on her face; skin flawless, lips stained a deep red and eyelashes coated with a hint of mascara. In other words, she doesn’t look like the car crash we have been lead to believe in the papers. In actual fact, she looks, dare I say it, ‘sweet’.

This doesn’t really last with the video taking a different turn, or as some of the press are describing it, descending into ‘soft porn’ territory pretty quickly. She rides a wrecking ball naked, licks a hammer somewhat suggestively and spends the rest of her time gyrating against something.

However shocking though, the thing is I like the new Miley. She’s 20, she is going to experiment, she is going to flash the flesh and she is going to make people sit up and take notice of her no matter what.

She is no longer the preteen Disney queen (see what I did there with the rhyming?!) she’s her own woman and clearly has a smart business head on her- most viewed clip in 24 hours ever? She’s not stupid; she knows stripping off equal’s tonnes of hits and more than likely another UK number 1.

I think her new style is edgy, cool and above all something she has had a say in. You get the opinion she was manufactured for most of her life and wasn’t able to get tattoos, piercings, wear a crop top or flesh coloured latex, but now, well the world is her oyster.

The naked video is not to my taste and I’m sure plenty of people will criticise her for it when she is supposedly a ‘role model’ still, but hey, she’s got people talking and she has certainly convinced me of one thing…. white nail varnish is hot!

Glee's Timewarp Video!

Yes I know it aired two days ago, but I've only just youtubed it to find the video and have promptly become addicted to it.

Seriously, I've played it about 10 times already tonight, so I thought it best to pass on the fabulousness.

I loved Monday's episode by the way, The Rocky Horror Show is one of my fave musicals and I thought the Glee cast were amazing in the roles.

Brittany and Quinn in particular shone for me- both nailing Columbia and Magenta's looks perfectly.

Sam as Rocky was disturbing, but Rachel was perfectly cast as Janet as was Mercedes in the role of Frank N. Furter.

Her Sweet Transvestite number was bang on the money, but it was very odd seeing most of the cast in latex and fishnets!

That aside, John Stamos was uber hot in top to toe leather- Emma is a lucky gal! Will isn't bad either, but he kills it for me with his cringey raps and crazy grin.

They've thoroughly redeemed themselves from the Grilled Cheesus episode in my eyes... roll on next week!

Omg Angelina as a man!

Angelina Jolie in Salt: This is just one of her many disguises...

Last week it was all about the battle of the babes as Angelina and Jen went head to head as their respective premieres, this week it’s all about pics surfacing of Ange as a man.

Yes you read correctly, racy Angelina has been playing with latex again- only this time it’s the kind which alters your face.

Let me explain… Angelina is accused of being a Russian spy in her new film, Salt, and to evade capture, she dons a number of disguises, including that of a military man.

With greying hair, thick eyebrows and jowly cheeks, Ange is unrecognisable, which I suppose is the point.

At least this explains everything and no longer will I think she is considering a gender change ;)

Glad that's all sorted then.