Gossip Girl: Serena goes back to her skanky roots...

Oh no she DIDN'T!!! After the unforgivable act in season one, you seriously thought Serena would have learnt from her past indiscretions and not sleep with her best friend's boyfriend AGAIN.

But no, if the new promo is accurate then Dan (shedding his good guy image here and now on my hit list) succumbs to her charms and they have sex in a bar.

Pretty much a re run of her and Nate- in fact I think it's even the same bar- this is the only part of me which makes me think it could be a dream, which is what fans seem to be favouring.

I have a horrible feeling that this isn't a dream and it does actually happen. Therefore ruining Serena and Blair's friendship forever, totally rewriting Dan's character and giving Blair the easy way out into Chuck's waiting arms.

Don't get me wrong, I love Chair but I have been a fan of Dair for the past year and this is where my loyalty currently lies. Yes, they have been a bit dull of late, but if Dan seriously falls for Serena's meddling, then he is not the guy I thought he was.

Yes, it is a TV show, but I have invested 5 GOD DAMN YEARS in this TV show and if they continue to destroy these characters then I will never get over it. OK, I will get over it eventually, but in the short term I'm furious about this latest development.

Even more so than the travesty that was Chuck deflowering Jenny in Season 3- that really pissed off the fans, but GG went there and I think they will go there again. Sigh.

Gossip Girl: Dair. Sex. That is all!

In what seems like the longest hiatus ever, Gossip Girl finally returns to our screens next week- well in the US it does; the UK is so far behind, we managed to have six weeks off and still be behind by the time we get new episodes!

Anyway, as I'm sure you are aware I have defected to team Dair since team Chair became a little bit of a bore.

When it all kicks off again on April 2nd, Dair are trying to find a suitable place to er, do the nasty and bless them, manage to keep running into obstacles.

Not least turning up at your boyfriend's place in lingerie only to find a whole room of people staring back at you. We've all been there, Blair...

Perhaps the pressure gets to youngs love dream, as the promo shows a less and spectacular first time together. The Canadian promo gives us a bit of hope and some hot elevator sexy time seems inevitable.



With Jack Bass returning, Ivy going to war with the Van der Woodsen's and the return of Liz Hurley also occuring in this episode, it looks set to be a cracker.

Serena XOXO

Gossip Girl Returns...5 Questions need answering!

Gossip Girl: Season 5 starts: Copyright CW
Ok so Gossip Girl has already been airing in the US for the past three weeks, but finally it is due to hit the UK shores next week...Yay!

I'll pretend I know nothing which has gone on so far and pose the following few questions to those who haven't been secretly peaking at reviews...

1. Who is Pregnant? Serena, Blair, Dorota, Charlie or Eleanor, that is the short list of options and I know who I would have money on! The reveal comes at the end of episode 1, so you don't have long to wait.

2. Why does Chuck have a dog? The Bass man has been pictured carrying around a pooch, but why oh why? Hint, Dan is at fault for this plot development and it is all part of a bigger plan.

3. What will happen with Dan's book? After Vanessa totally sold out her BFF and former lover out of spite, will Dan come forward and admit he is the one behind the Number 1 bestseller? Oh you betcha...

4. Who is Nate smooching? Liz Hurley, the ultimate cougar is guest starring this season and whore number 1 hooks up with her in the first episode. Does she have a dark side, oh yes and it involves Nate in a big way.

5. Who is Ivy? Well last season it was revealed that Charlie wasn't really Charlie and was in fact an actress named Ivy. In the first episode of the new series, it's revealed that Ivy is working as a waitress in LA and runs into a certain blonde cousin of hers, who is also in LA for the summer. Fireworks ensue!